Biopsy. It seemed like such a benign word. Little did I know. Once the clever doctor found one suspicious spot in my breast, she started to get cocky – finding new ones to ogle all over the place. Three to begin with. So, she did what good doctors do with suspicious spots, she ordered biopsies. Three to begin with. Two to be completed through stereotactic means and one ultrasound-guided biopsy. The first two were planned to take place on one day, back-to-back and the third one a week later. I’m not one for really sitting around, waiting, being patient. I pushed to just get them all out of the way at once. I was told, very politely that two in one day would be “a lot” for me to handle; three would put me over the top. I didn’t understand. I’ve given birth…twice. I’ve had an appendectomy. I’ve been married! It can’t be that bad. And God laughed. In fact, I believe his exact words were, “Hold my beer!” Have you ever had a stereotactic biopsy? I hope not. But let me paint you